Humanburger

A burger made from human meat

Wow sally, this humanburger tastes amazing. What is your secret?

by SporkyBorky January 3, 2025

humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.

Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.

by wiki-diki May 13, 2018

bah humburgers

An expression used when a situation or event is very unpleasant, or you're in a generally bad mood. Taken from 'bah humbug', Scrooge's universally renowned phrase, humburgers are reserved for very aggravating situations. For extreme irritation, see humburgers with cheese

Fat guy: So, yeah, could I get your number?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!

by Ruum December 1, 2004

humburger

Chowing down on a hamburger while a girl is enjoying your cock meat sandwich.

In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!

While watching the Flyers and eating a Bubba burger, I received a humburger from my slampig as Umberger scored the winning goal.

by YEP Logjammer May 3, 2008

humburgers

A very disgruntled expression, humburgers are truly unpleasant.

When Bush won the 2004 election, John Kerry let out an exasperated 'bah humburgers!'

by Ruum December 1, 2004

humburgers with cheese

Humburgers on a truly villainous scale, humburgers with cheese implies an extreme that few situations can achieve. See bah humburgers.

CIA: Mr. President, Iran may have nukes. In fact, they do. In fact, they're on their way here. In fact, they're hitting your dad's house right now.
President Bush: Ah, humburgers with cheese.

by Ruum December 1, 2004