Human Blanket 

Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.

"I'm so tired..."
"Then let's go cuddle! I'll be your human blanket!"

Human Blanket by Ki9 October 20, 2011

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

human wet blanket by GlazeHer May 12, 2014

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

human wet blanket by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

Human fire blanket 

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.

Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."

Human fire blanket by hairygunt March 22, 2010