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A hughser is what we classify as an interesting human being. Sometimes, a hughser can have a good sole, and others a scary one. A hughser is also a type of being that is also different in the ways that they go about things. For example, hughser’s have a weird case of eating the prizes given for bingo, when the winners should have gotten the prize. All in all a hughser needs to be researched more and learned about, so when in the real world hughsers don’t scare people
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Verb originating from the poshest man in recruitment.

To 'hughsey' is to go out on the town with, or more preferably, to entice girls back to ones house and into bed without making any sexual advances / progress whatsoever. This usually occurs in the perfect situation for nobbing action i.e. great states of inebreation and undress.

Essentially befriending numerous attractive ladies yet falling into the gentlemanly non-gay gay friend category with all of them.
1. "Hughsey, do you mean that she slept in your bed AGAIN and nothing happened?!"

2. "You didn't shag her? You Hughsey'd it?"

3. "You were both battered and she was only wearing skimpy pants and a T-Shirt? You didn't? Hughsey!"
hughsey by MumJar June 11, 2004
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Hughberto 

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1. There was a Hughberto a couple miles sobbing in a hole after the wild Shunkey stole and glugged his chocolate milk.

2. It was a beautiful sight to see as I gazed upon nothing other than a Hughberto nestled inside the tree hole of the Willow tree during his 10 month hibernation.
Hughberto by _Brosephus_ January 3, 2017

hughbert 

hughbert is a guy
hughbert by bon September 8, 2003

Hughbert 

A Gay Person!! who also thinks he is quite great, funny and good looking yet he has a giant head, a hairy ass, no sense of humour and no real intelligence!!
hughbert is actually Huuuuuuuu from Ballypatrick!!
he is also known as Fr. Percy Fluffy Bottom!
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Hughbert 

Someone who will cry like a bitch when they don't get their way. if used in confines of World of Warcraft the said hughbert may logoff after crying in raid chat. also spelled hoobert
dang nigga why you bein such a hughbert?
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Hugheser 

an uber 1337 cs player, seeking vengeance upon cz
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