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Hughbert by maggießsss November 9, 2020
Hughberto
A rare male species typically growing up to a weight of 65 pounds. 0.01% of their body mass is dedicated to their genitalia. This beast will assert his dominance over other predatorial creatures by spitting on his prey, the chicken finger. Hughbertos share a common ancestor with the relatively harmless critter, the Duck, but the two should not be confused. If you come in sight of a Hughberto, call Animal Control immediately. They cannot be domesticated, but find their home in the wild.
1. There was a Hughberto a couple miles sobbing in a hole after the wild Shunkey stole and glugged his chocolate milk.
2. It was a beautiful sight to see as I gazed upon nothing other than a Hughberto nestled inside the tree hole of the Willow tree during his 10 month hibernation.
2. It was a beautiful sight to see as I gazed upon nothing other than a Hughberto nestled inside the tree hole of the Willow tree during his 10 month hibernation.
Hughberto by _Brosephus_ January 3, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026