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Verb originating from the poshest man in recruitment.

To 'hughsey' is to go out on the town with, or more preferably, to entice girls back to ones house and into bed without making any sexual advances / progress whatsoever. This usually occurs in the perfect situation for nobbing action i.e. great states of inebreation and undress.

Essentially befriending numerous attractive ladies yet falling into the gentlemanly non-gay gay friend category with all of them.
1. "Hughsey, do you mean that she slept in your bed AGAIN and nothing happened?!"

2. "You didn't shag her? You Hughsey'd it?"

3. "You were both battered and she was only wearing skimpy pants and a T-Shirt? You didn't? Hughsey!"
hughsey by MumJar June 11, 2004
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Doing A Hughsey

When your career stalls so you do a hard right turn and become an algorithmic rage baiter.

Like David Hughes
My YouTube engagement went downhill so I started Doing A Hughsey and talking about Politics.
A fantastic and beautiful individual who i think is amazing. This guy knows how to party like a straight up G. His favourite hobbies include making extremely salty popcorn and getting people very drunk (watching the consequences can be extremely fun (especially when a clothes horse is involved)). He is both devious and incredible.
Hughey by bigdoodlecockgun September 28, 2011
as to referring to keeping it on the "DL" or "down low", which suggests keeping something secretive
sara: "Yo Kenny, my nigga, do you want to light up da reefer (or blaze one)?"
kenny: "No doubt, keep it on the hughley"
sara: "Bangin, I'll bring my piece, how bout da six footer"
hughley by jamal white October 4, 2006

DL Hughley 

An African-American comedian.
sadly, HE IS NOT FUNNY DL has a tendency to make Black vs.white jokes and sucks at telling them.
And he uses STALE JOKES, like a white guy can get a job and black guy can't.
DL if you are reading this,please try making some other jokes like BRUCE BRUCE.
I am no psychic, but I don't think he has a chance at a second season on "Comedy" central
DL Hughley by thebestguyonearth August 31, 2005

Hughey Time 

The time you want to believe you can get to an event. Does not take into account “lost time” between activities and typically vastly underestimates durations of simple tasks.
Jon Duncan is planning to be at POOLgalo at 11:00 Hughey time. Jon Duncan has golf ending at 10:30, and it is a 15 minute drive to home and a 15 minute drive to POOLgalo. Therefore, Jon will be there at 11:00. However, 10:30 is a best-case ending time for golf. Drive times are at lease 20 minutes each way, and lost time like walking to the car, getting beer, changing clothes, etc. are not accounted for.

True Best case scenario: 12:30. Most likely 1:30
Hughey Time by tcareycares August 27, 2020

Keep it on the Hughley 

Essentially "keep it on the down low."

in reference to actor/comedian D.L Hughley's abbreviated first name.

a play on "keep it on the D.L"
"Hey man, I need to tell you some craazy shit, but you have got to keep it on the Hughley"

"For sure brah, you know I won't tell anyone"

"Good, 'cause if this comes back around i'll know who to come lookin' for."

"Dude don't worry, it's on the Hughley"
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