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Howes

A Howes is a beautiful, funny, smart women, how will make you fall in love with you, just by fluttering her eyelashes at you,

Unfortunately she only does this so thay she can break your heart, a Howes will leave a trail of broken hearts in her tracks, she will feed on this hurt and use the tears of broken souls as bathwater.

If you are unlucky enough to run into a Howes, don't look her directly in the eye, good luck
Boy: dude I just heard you ran into a Howes last week, you okay?
Boy2: *swings from the rafters*
by Mac factor January 11, 2022
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Howes Run Rd.

a road in which no one lives; full of sketchy individuals.
that necropedephiliac lives on Howes Run Rd.
by FirstClassTrash May 23, 2009
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strong jon howes

-going through someones text messages on his/her phone
-anything clumsy that jon howes would do (ex: missing lay ups, spilling drinks)

can be used to describe almost any situation one may encounter in daily life
Person 1: "I cant believe he missed that lay-up."
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"

Person 1 reads through person 2's texts
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"

Person 1: "Wow, I (insert clumsy/silly action here)"
Person 2: "Strong Jon Howes!"
by Bill B. Billson March 29, 2010
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Zac Howes

by fvckr January 25, 2023
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Ben Howes

Serial rapist who likes to finger girls without asking and doesn’t stop even when they’re pulling his hand away from their literal vagina.

Thinks he is cool cause he smoked weed a few times, walks like a retard and wears rly baggy joggers.

Dutty.
Oh god you finger raped her? Damn you’re such a ben howes.
by MEOW385704 February 22, 2019
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Lewis Howes

Lewis Howes is a former professional athlete turned entrepreneur, author, and podcast host. He's known for his charming smile, dashing good looks, and impressive biceps (seriously, have you seen those things?). His top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the Internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set. Lewis has collaborated with some of the biggest names in the industry, including Josh King Madrid (JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra. These guys are so tight, they're practically inseparable (if you see one, you'll likely see the rest). They're like a pack of wolves, except instead of hunting prey, they hunt down success and domination in the world of business and social media. If you're not careful, they'll charm you with their good looks and wit, and before you know it, you'll be part of their wolf pack too.
Lewis Howes is a former professional athlete who has transitioned into being an entrepreneur, author, and podcast host. He is known for his captivating personality, striking good looks, and impressive physique. Lewis has appeared in several notable productions, including World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the Internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set. He has collaborated with some of the biggest names in the industry, such as Josh King Madrid (JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra. Together, they form a tight-knit group that is focused on achieving dominance and success in the business and social media world. They are known for their charm, wit, and good looks, and their close bond is reminiscent of a wolf pack.
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D-Howes Chicken Snacker

When your lover takes a chicken snacker from KFC and dips it in ranch dressing, then proceeds to stick it up your ass in a fashion most unnatural. I've heard rumours that people will go as far as to remove the snacker after sticking it in the anus and eating it...there are many different ways of acting out this sex move that includes goats, cherries, pawakeets, chamums, and burgers from fat burger. I couldn't figure out where the word D-howes originates from but I believe it's a street in Kelowna, BC where the word originated from. Of course the idea of sticking a food item in your ass-hole is highly impossible, but I tried it and although it's sloppy it is most lovely. My girlfriends ass tasted most delicious after doing it. We know d-howes chicken snack twice a week.
Yesterday, I gave my wife a D-Howes Chicken Snacker, and we had to shower afterwards as it was a huge mess.
by The Ownenator January 2, 2010
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