Howell High School, its a place where no snowdays happen when there is six inches of snow on the ground, also where half the school is failing school and life, also where the freshman campus serves amzing cookies for 80 cents, which is way to much, and where only the lucky select few can fail out of where some only know of one, also there is way 2 many people and a guy in electric wheel chair has the best transportation and where there is only a handful of black people
Hey have you ever went to Howell High School
Yea I failed out was what my parents said, but they saven my god damn life
Yea I failed out was what my parents said, but they saven my god damn life
by save meeeeeee January 12, 2011
A public high school in Weldon Spring, Missouri that is touted as one of the oldest schools west of the Mississippi River. Apparently, the people touting this fact don't realize that age compliments the school. Asbestos rains from the ceilings like December snow and there are surely bodies hidden within the walls. Gorgeous brick architecture, accented by bird droppings, gives the students something to look forward to every morning. The buildings themselves are ancient wonders; an old hangar was converted into a gym (which is also old, see how that works?), and the rest of the campus was probably constructed in a Rome-esque fashion.
The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.
The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.
Francis Howell High School Brochure: Here you can find 19th century architecture, man made lakes, fields, forests, and a massive testament to human engineering.
Reality: Not so much.
Reality: Not so much.
by Stuffystuff July 17, 2010
Lake Howell High School: ist die Scheiße von der Erde look that up
The institution where they charge four dollars for crappy pizza and fries & moldy milk you don't even want. In addition, many students engage in sexual activities under stairways, in bathrooms, and various other areas, whether same sex or heterosexual. The storch makes sure to make the lives of the class of '09 as miserable as possible, restricting people from other schools to go to homecoming, taking away off campus lunch (now once every 9 weeks), and having minimal parking. In addition, parking for the year costs $70. Why? I don't know either. As well books are lost resulting in students paying atleast $60 for each missing extremely old book.
Dear Doctor Storch: Lecken Sie meine Zehen und ich Essen Sie Pipi, Arsch ficker!
The institution where they charge four dollars for crappy pizza and fries & moldy milk you don't even want. In addition, many students engage in sexual activities under stairways, in bathrooms, and various other areas, whether same sex or heterosexual. The storch makes sure to make the lives of the class of '09 as miserable as possible, restricting people from other schools to go to homecoming, taking away off campus lunch (now once every 9 weeks), and having minimal parking. In addition, parking for the year costs $70. Why? I don't know either. As well books are lost resulting in students paying atleast $60 for each missing extremely old book.
Dear Doctor Storch: Lecken Sie meine Zehen und ich Essen Sie Pipi, Arsch ficker!
Lake howell high school is run by the devil, who wants all her devilish ways to be put into the devilish institution.
by silverhawk September 2, 2008
The worst school in Central Florida. A place where a girl showing her shoulders is more important than the massive drug usage. Wait, was that.. the bell? Oh right, I forgot, "the bell doesnt dismiss you". Forgot to mention how the school recieved over a million dollars from a donor and it goes to a fucking pool and turf. The laptops at this school are older than the shit that has been sitting in the stairwell. I'm not even joking its literal shit. And I swear if I see one more bald man riding around a golf cart at the school I'm going to scream. They claim to be making a new building in the senior parking lot but cant even fix the damn roofs. And I swear to god the roaches at that school are evolving to teenage mutant ninja roaches. And oh god, the food there.. The ONE thing that wa decent was the fries, *poof* gone.
Lake Howell High School can suck my dick
by frogglv August 21, 2021
A public high school in Weldon Springs Missouri, so old across the street it has the tombstones of its former students. Nearby is a radioactive plant that children are forced to march to for gym credit, that is if they make it and don’t get shot at by lunatics that live in tents in the woods. Unfourtantly one teached wasn’t so lucky. With the radioactive waste, and crazies near by its no wonder this school is next to a graveyard it’s a death trap.
by Commander_geek February 2, 2018
A "high school" or so they say. The great 'doctor' like to control our lives and make silly rules. It's located in Winter Park Florida. We're Silver Hawks...w00t. This year about one third of the senior class got expelled for drug use. Go team.
The great doctor says we need to communicate to the students at Lake Howell High school, and thus installs flat screen TV's but only in the media center where no one goes...
by Annonymoussss May 1, 2008
Located in the suburban wasteland around Orlando, FL, it is a hideous hybrid institution, an unholy mix of a crappy American high school and a medium-security penitentiary, though the latter would presumably have better food, cleaner bathrooms and nicer people.
A former inmate, er... I mean student has nicknamed it Lake Hellhole, which, at least when he was doing time there, no one else had before, which is amazing given the appropriateness of the designation.
A former inmate, er... I mean student has nicknamed it Lake Hellhole, which, at least when he was doing time there, no one else had before, which is amazing given the appropriateness of the designation.
Lake Howell High School (Lake Hellhole) is an example of what happens when incompetence gets together with an attitude of not giving a shit.
by Dr. Jakareh January 7, 2009