Howe’d
Getting very very drunk to the point of not being able to speak and just smiling and laughing at everything
Howe’d by ToxicChaosTrouble November 5, 2017
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Martha Howe-Douglas
The woman in the group known as six idiots and 'them there'. She has played many roles in the film they made (Bill) and is the protagonist (and also the antagonist for a bit. Just watch it) in Yonderland. She also plays one of the ghosts in BBC ghosts and was in horrible histories.
She is rada trained (apparently) and is also an incredibly talented actress (apparently) and hot (apparently (not that I'd know anything about that hah...)).
She is rada trained (apparently) and is also an incredibly talented actress (apparently) and hot (apparently (not that I'd know anything about that hah...)).
Person 1: who played Cleopatra in horrible histories?
Person 2: Martha Howe-Douglas
Person 1: and who played the presenter, Sam in horrible histories?
Person 2: also Martha Howe-Douglas
Person 1: I refuse to believe that
Person 2: Martha Howe-Douglas
Person 1: and who played the presenter, Sam in horrible histories?
Person 2: also Martha Howe-Douglas
Person 1: I refuse to believe that
Martha Howe-Douglas by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 28, 2021
HOWE did he make stitches so fast???
In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
HOWE did he make stitches so fast??? by QuacksO April 5, 2019
Dirty Howe
Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except that after you Swisher (a fart that passes by your balls) , you rub the moisture from the back of your nuts under your own nose, along the upper lip leaving a moustache like residue.
I was sitting in the bleachers on a hot day and I swishered. Then I had the novel idea to head to the bathroom and give myself a dirty howe.
Dirty Howe by abigfan123 July 13, 2011
Dirty Howe
Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except that after you Swisher, you rub the moisture from the back of your balls under your own nose; along the upper lip leaving a moustache like residue.
Dirty Howe by abigfan123 December 2, 2011
Dewey Cheatham & Howe
Dewey Cheatham & Howe by octopod January 24, 2004
Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine
someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately