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how are we 

A phrase used in many different regions of the UK, however it is very common in Liverpool.

The phrase is used to ask on how one person, or a group of people is doing.

It is also often used to ask what a person is referring too. This would be followed by a question mark (?).
Dave: How are we
Steve: I’m great lad

Police: Dave we need to talk to you about a burglary from down the block
Dave: How are we?
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How are we? 

1. Hillarious way of asking someone, or multiple people how they are feeling.

2. Can be used as an 'entrance'when walking into a large group of people.


3. 'We' - can also refer to 1 person
John: How are we?
David: yeah, not bad

Bill: - "How are we?"
Craig - *Walks away*

"your at a party, and walk through the door into a large croud.. *silence* ..
John: "How are we?" -
*crowd bursts into laughter*.
How are we? by statiKz September 3, 2005

How are we? 

The phrase which is used to absolutely destroy a person’s self confidence when they are feeling low about themselves.
Billy: “Hey Joel I heard you got rejected last night.”
Nikhil: “Joel how are we?”
How are we? by Robbo06 September 10, 2016

stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum 

That's what you're doing, fuckboi
Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.
A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026