Hoid

Used to describe something really good.

“Yo, that chicken burger looks hoid as f*ck my g” - Hayley

Hoid by Jimmym502 February 16, 2021

hoid

Materials:
Hot candle wax
Bucket of shit

The women coats the inside of her vagina with a layer of hot candle wax. The man then placed his penis in a bucket of shit and places his shit coated penis inside the candle wax coated vagina. The two partners then wait for the candle wax to dry and are forever sealed in a sacred bond. (If gay the hot candle was can be placed inside the asshole).

Me and my mom hoided last night.

hoid by Alicforhigs December 15, 2016

Hoid

At spanke en lille pige med en gaffel

I am going to hoid you now

Hoid by Krons January 18, 2018

Hoid

Throw a rope to tie a ship to a dock

"We need to hoid this issue before it floats too far from our control"

"Remember to stand a good distance away when hoiding"

Hoid by Salmon Hooks August 13, 2024

Hoid

What did I tell you about spoiling the ending of stories!

I only tell stories, Your Grace. They may be truths, they may be fictions. All I know is that the stories themselves exist and that I must tell them.

Deal with your own stupid planet, you idiot. Don't make me come over there and slap you around again.

I wish I had a Hoid in my life.

Hoid by anonymous January 24, 2025

Hoid

a term for a person who acts idiotic or stupid, typically in a uniquely human way.

portmanteau for human mongoloid.

the hoid distinguishes himself from a clanker by saying “I know a place” and leading everyone to a closed restaurant.

Hoid by wivincent June 20, 2026

hoide 

a word used mainly in the north, its a way of saying the word hide but with a slight canadian accent it comes out as "hoide."

joey "hoide" the Iitalian before they find him.

"hoide" they're coming

lets play some "hoide" and go seek.

hoide by Nick Haxer April 27, 2008