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hoid
Materials:
Hot candle wax
Bucket of shit
The women coats the inside of her vagina with a layer of hot candle wax. The man then placed his penis in a bucket of shit and places his shit coated penis inside the candle wax coated vagina. The two partners then wait for the candle wax to dry and are forever sealed in a sacred bond. (If gay the hot candle was can be placed inside the asshole).
Hot candle wax
Bucket of shit
The women coats the inside of her vagina with a layer of hot candle wax. The man then placed his penis in a bucket of shit and places his shit coated penis inside the candle wax coated vagina. The two partners then wait for the candle wax to dry and are forever sealed in a sacred bond. (If gay the hot candle was can be placed inside the asshole).
hoid by Alicforhigs December 15, 2016
Hoid
"We need to hoid this issue before it floats too far from our control"
"Remember to stand a good distance away when hoiding"
"Remember to stand a good distance away when hoiding"
Hoid by Salmon Hooks August 13, 2024
Hoid
What did I tell you about spoiling the ending of stories!
I only tell stories, Your Grace. They may be truths, they may be fictions. All I know is that the stories themselves exist and that I must tell them.
Deal with your own stupid planet, you idiot. Don't make me come over there and slap you around again.
I only tell stories, Your Grace. They may be truths, they may be fictions. All I know is that the stories themselves exist and that I must tell them.
Deal with your own stupid planet, you idiot. Don't make me come over there and slap you around again.