Hovercraft

Similar to a motorboat, however the key difference is the girl has small breasts. The giver sticks his head over the breasts instead of between the breasts as they are too small.

That girls breasts were too small to motor boat, so I had to hovercraft them.

by Monkeybam September 11, 2011

Hovercraft

A usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.

Joe: Jenna, Hovercraft at 6 0'clock!
Jenna: Shit!
Mike: Hi guys, sup?
*inner groans*

by Joe Sabs March 5, 2007

Hovercraft

A hussey or an annoying person who comes near you and lingers. They are unwanted and continue to approach.

I honestly hate hovercrafts.

by Rhee Messina October 4, 2017

Hovercraft

To hover your balls over a girls mouth while she makes a fan blowing noise.

Dude, this chick blew me and then I gave her a hovercraft.

by Newsome July 10, 2013

Hovercraft

Someone who is always on the verge of passing out at parties or events with friends. Their head is usually doing a hovering or noding motion when you look at them..

D: Billy is hovercraftin' again
Billy: {wakes up} Huh....what...No man

by dirtyd420foryah October 17, 2010

hovercraft

to hover over a public toilet for a number two.

You're going to have to hovercraft that porta potty because someone has splatted the seat.

by DirtyWaterbury July 16, 2014

Hovercrafting

The act of hovering over a toilet while you crap, and spray-dusting the whole top of the porcelain and/or wall.

I'll never step foot in this bathroom again until we find out who keeps hovercrafting.

Adj. : I went into the stall after Larry and immediately knew he had hovercrafted; as the seat, back and wall were covered in crap.

by Infamousduck January 21, 2013