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His name literally means "sharp sword": better not piss him off. Nomen omen. Houssem is a demanding guy.

When he speaks in French, he'll make your heart melt. He's got curly hair that will blow your mind and sweet lips that will make you die.
He's so hot he's illegal: he will make you so horny you'll literally want to leave your house and commit crimes. No one fucks you better than him.

If you know a Houssem, he probably works in cybersecurity. He's smart and knows what he wants out of life.
He likes to change plans at the last minute and has a thing for Italian food. Strong and active, curious to try everything.
A Houssem is caring and will make you madly fall in love with him.

You'll meet him while he's smoking a cigarette leaning against a wall, the gaze of someone who has conquered an empire.
I met the hottest guy ever who said I'm "très mignon"... He's sexy as hell and I'm totally crazy about him.

He's a Houssem for sure.
Houssem by rita_lin September 6, 2021
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Jak Housden

Some super spunky guitar moves...
' He's doing a Jak Housden again!'
Jak Housden by Anonymous June 11, 2003
houssei is an amazing friend she is very funny and will fight anyone who makes you sad. sometimes she will be distant but it’s because she has something going on. she doesn’t talk about her problems in depth but cares about you a lot and will always ask about your day. houssei is beautiful and very smart. she loves marvel movies and can talk about it for hours. if you have houssei in your life keep them
friend 1: my friend is the best person in the world

friend 2: yeah because they’re a houssei
houssei by anonymousperson428 June 9, 2021

houssein 

A man you can trust, he is kind, caring, smart, somewhat good looking. He would never do anything thing to make you feel bad, if you tell him a secret he wouldn't tell. He is amazing
Fuck you i wish you were more like a Houssein
houssein by Xrt7yfc77ytdyg November 2, 2016

hossenlopp 

A bunch of white racist people that like to smoke weed. And rape people in the butt
I saw a 'hossenlopp' yesterday
hossenlopp by THOT MASTER 420 November 20, 2019

housenick 

To fail miserably at something. A reference to Philadelphia Phillies beat writer Mandy Housenick of The Morning Call, who wrote an article in the summer of 2010 about how outfielder Jayson Werth should have been traded because he's mean to the media.
Baseball fan: "Wow, T.J. Simers really Housenicked that Marcus Thames column. He was being a real jerk, and he shouldn't of taken it so personally."
housenick by uublog June 20, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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