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Pool House Page 

Pool House Page(n)- The act of allowing both fists to penetrate both of your female partners exterior entrances simultaneously.

First performed at a New Years party in a pool house
OMG I'm so loose after i got the pool house page last night!
Pool House Page by Enudiesa March 31, 2008

Getting paged by the White House 

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."