Hourglans

Shape of the tip of a penis that is the result of an individual attempting to retract the foreskin caused by phimosis

X: "yo cuh my tip looks like an 8"
Y: "u have a hourglans brosquito"

Hourglans by pytlvwgolf4 April 7, 2026

hourglass 

1. The body shape that most guys find ideal for a female. A girl with an hourglass shape will have a small waist and wider hips (aka curves), making her body look kind of like an hourglass.

(There's no way you can make yourself hourglass-shaped if you aren't already.)

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2. A funny-shaped container that lets sand trickle through it, used to tell time.

I wish I had the body of a model...if only I was hourglass-shaped!

Some board games use miniature hourglasses as timers.

hourglass by Brittany Elle April 1, 2008

Go Hourglass 

When a computer program becomes unresponsive and the cursor turns into an hourglass.

"Aw, man, I gotta restart my computer. It just went hourglass on me. I never had that program go hourglass on me before."

Go Hourglass by Markvw59 December 16, 2009

Hourgasm 

The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.

Hector gets up in the middle of the night to piss. He looks at the clock, realizing it's only 1AM. With 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.

Hourgasm by HQR November 8, 2010

hourglass 

the most trustworthy tool of comprehending time and space that was originated in china and brought about by the jeremy with the help of the Indonesians

Jeremy: according to my hourglass there is a couple minutes left

hourglass by evan_felix July 4, 2012

Hourglass Penis 

A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.

Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?

John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.

Jill: I've never seen anything like it!

John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!

Hourglass Penis by rogerthewhale November 8, 2010

Hourglass Figure 

A real woman. A beautiful girl. The perfect shape. A classic that will NEVER go out of style.

I love sexin' a woman who's got the hourglass figure. I need something to grab and squeeze and thrust into and enjoy. She is hot. Hourglass figure is so H-O-T. No other compares.

Hourglass Figure by AshleyHasIt August 28, 2008