Hourgasm 

The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.

Hector gets up in the middle of the night to piss. He looks at the clock, realizing it's only 1AM. With 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.

Hourgasm by HQR November 8, 2010

hourgasm 

to be in a state of near orgasmic pleasure for a long time, i.e hours

my girlfriend's so hot! just being near her gives me an hourgasm

hourgasm by BigBadBurny April 17, 2009

horgasm 

when a prostitute causes you to orgasm

Kyle: Dude, that girl is ugly.
Ryan: I don't care, she was cheap and she helped me horgasm last night.

horgasm by firecrotch69 July 20, 2008

horgasmical

The act of being orgasmic. Looked upon orgasmically.

Dude, she's horgasmical....

horgasmical by 14 year old female May 26, 2006

Horgasm 

A whiteish looking mexican kid that's a bad-ass soccer player currently in the 10th grade. He scored the first goal of the season last year on JV. This kid doesnt like another "kid" named cesar which everybody thinks that he's a 50-year old pedophile that's trying to disguise himself as a 15 year old kid. Well, anyway, cesar scored like 2 or 3 lucky-ass goals and started acting all cocky and arrogant going around talking with his deep voice and accent saying: " I scored half the goals of the Junior varsity team" which was'nt true because there was like 10 goals scored.

Horgasm is Like Leonel Messi but except 1,000X better!

Horgasm by TheHorgasm October 28, 2010

hoargasm 

What happens when your hoarder friend finds some random shit that has value to him and is excited about it.

"Yeah dude, he just found a dirty penny on the ground and hoargasmed."

hoargasm by peanutlicker May 5, 2014

charley horgasm

When you're in the middle of an orgasm and one or both of your legs freeze up with a charley horse. Very painful but kind of cool if you're into mixing pleasure and pain.

I had myself a charley horgasm banging your sister in your Jetta last night.

charley horgasm by Amoebe Man June 24, 2016