An urban bicyclist who dresses in trendy cycling attire, rides an expensive bike and conjures an aura of Lance Armstrong. These people frequently wear yellow colored jerseys, or jerseys that otherwise resemble those worn by Lance in the Tour-de-France.
Dude! Look at that poser on the bike wearing the yellow jersey and spandex shorts! It's Sir Lancealike!
by markvw59 June 29, 2010
Get the Sir Lancealikemug. The period of time ending with a person's death and beginning at the time in which they would have been put to sleep if they had been a pet.
by markvw59 April 26, 2011
Get the hospicemug. A person of conservative political orientation who emphasizes their point of view in emails by using ALL CAPS, or a combination of lowercase and ALL CAPS.
Dude, I just got this note from a friend of mine who's an Allcaps Conservative:
Send this note to your Congressman and tell them YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE SOCIALIST OBAMA'S PLAN FOR SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE!
Send this note to your Congressman and tell them YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE SOCIALIST OBAMA'S PLAN FOR SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE!
by Markvw59 January 20, 2010
Get the Allcaps Conservativemug. The muscular, medium-large, spandex-covered bottom that females obtain after playing years of volleyball.
Man, did you see Paula? She was skinny as a rail before she started playing volleyball, but now she's got a serious VolleyButt.
by MarkVW59 January 10, 2010
Get the VolleyButtmug. "Aw, man, I gotta restart my computer. It just went hourglass on me. I never had that program go hourglass on me before."
by Markvw59 December 16, 2009
Get the Go Hourglassmug. The feeling of embarrassment when you see a vehicle identical to yours next to you on the road. This usually entails a self-conscious attempt to avoid glancing at the other driver - who is no doubt attempting to avoid glancing at you.
"Why are you lookin' at me, man?"
"I'm ignoring that car over there. It's the same make, model and color as mine."
"Oh, you're suffering from Twin Vehicle Embarrassment. Drag."
"I'm ignoring that car over there. It's the same make, model and color as mine."
"Oh, you're suffering from Twin Vehicle Embarrassment. Drag."
by markvw59 April 19, 2012
Get the Twin Vehicle Embarrassmentmug. Why haven't you been answering your phone, dude?
Sorry, my phone's dead. It was cellicide. Dropped it in the toilet this morning.
Sorry, my phone's dead. It was cellicide. Dropped it in the toilet this morning.
by markvw59 March 27, 2010
Get the cellicidemug.