9 definitions by Markvw59
The period of time ending with a person's death and beginning at the time in which they would have been put to sleep if they had been a pet.
by Markvw59 April 8, 2011
The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.
I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.
by Markvw59 April 25, 2012
An airplane passenger who invades the bin space above your seat by: 1) Cramming the bin so full that your stuff won't fit; or 2) Boarding the plane earlier than their boarding group so they can perform #1 above; or 3) Placing their stuff in your bin despite the fact that their seat is nowhere near yours.
Oh, man, I gotta check my carry on. It won't fit because some binhole with two carry on bags took up all my space.
by Markvw59 April 17, 2010
A person of conservative political orientation who emphasizes their point of view in emails by using ALL CAPS, or a combination of lowercase and ALL CAPS.
Dude, I just got this note from a friend of mine who's an Allcaps Conservative:
Send this note to your Congressman and tell them YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE SOCIALIST OBAMA'S PLAN FOR SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE!
Send this note to your Congressman and tell them YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE SOCIALIST OBAMA'S PLAN FOR SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE!
by Markvw59 January 20, 2010
The feeling of embarrassment when you see a vehicle identical to yours next to you on the road. This usually entails a self-conscious attempt to avoid glancing at the other driver - who is no doubt attempting to avoid glancing at you.
"Why are you lookin' at me, man?"
"I'm ignoring that car over there. It's the same make, model and color as mine."
"Oh, you're suffering from Twin Vehicle Embarrassment. Drag."
"I'm ignoring that car over there. It's the same make, model and color as mine."
"Oh, you're suffering from Twin Vehicle Embarrassment. Drag."
by Markvw59 February 18, 2012
An urban bicyclist who dresses in trendy cycling attire, rides an expensive bike and conjures an aura of Lance Armstrong. These people frequently wear yellow colored jerseys, or jerseys that otherwise resemble those worn by Lance in the Tour-de-France.
Dude! Look at that poser on the bike wearing the yellow jersey and spandex shorts! It's Sir Lancealike!
by Markvw59 June 26, 2010
Why haven't you been answering your phone, dude?
Sorry, my phone's dead. It was cellicide. Dropped it in the toilet this morning.
Sorry, my phone's dead. It was cellicide. Dropped it in the toilet this morning.
by Markvw59 March 27, 2010