hoargasm
What happens when your hoarder friend finds some random shit that has value to him and is excited about it.
hoargasm by peanutlicker May 5, 2014
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Hourgasm
The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.
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horgasm
when a prostitute causes you to orgasm
Kyle: Dude, that girl is ugly.
Ryan: I don't care, she was cheap and she helped me horgasm last night.
Ryan: I don't care, she was cheap and she helped me horgasm last night.
horgasm by firecrotch69 July 20, 2008
hoardgasm
An eruption or pleasant physical spasm achieved by either adding to an already egregious amount of clutter or by discovering a long-lost item in hoarded materials.
He had an enormous hoardgasm when he found the torn remains of an old Charlie's Angels board game piece in his heap.
hoardgasm by Hoardtastique December 5, 2012
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horgasmical by 14 year old female May 26, 2006
Horgasm
A whiteish looking mexican kid that's a bad-ass soccer player currently in the 10th grade. He scored the first goal of the season last year on JV. This kid doesnt like another "kid" named cesar which everybody thinks that he's a 50-year old pedophile that's trying to disguise himself as a 15 year old kid. Well, anyway, cesar scored like 2 or 3 lucky-ass goals and started acting all cocky and arrogant going around talking with his deep voice and accent saying: " I scored half the goals of the Junior varsity team" which was'nt true because there was like 10 goals scored.
Horgasm by TheHorgasm October 28, 2010
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hourgasm by BigBadBurny April 17, 2009
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