horgasm 

when a prostitute causes you to orgasm

Kyle: Dude, that girl is ugly.
Ryan: I don't care, she was cheap and she helped me horgasm last night.

horgasm by firecrotch69 July 20, 2008

Horgasm 

A whiteish looking mexican kid that's a bad-ass soccer player currently in the 10th grade. He scored the first goal of the season last year on JV. This kid doesnt like another "kid" named cesar which everybody thinks that he's a 50-year old pedophile that's trying to disguise himself as a 15 year old kid. Well, anyway, cesar scored like 2 or 3 lucky-ass goals and started acting all cocky and arrogant going around talking with his deep voice and accent saying: " I scored half the goals of the Junior varsity team" which was'nt true because there was like 10 goals scored.

Horgasm is Like Leonel Messi but except 1,000X better!

Horgasm by TheHorgasm October 28, 2010

charley horgasm

When you're in the middle of an orgasm and one or both of your legs freeze up with a charley horse. Very painful but kind of cool if you're into mixing pleasure and pain.

I had myself a charley horgasm banging your sister in your Jetta last night.

charley horgasm by Amoebe Man June 24, 2016

Hourgasm 

The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.

Hector gets up in the middle of the night to piss. He looks at the clock, realizing it's only 1AM. With 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.

Hourgasm by HQR November 8, 2010

H2orgasm 

When you drink a glass/bottle/canister of nice cool water, it feels so good that you can't help but sit back in your chair and feel good.

After the long, hot august day, I sat back in my chair, opened my Nalgene bottle, and had an H2orgasm

H2orgasm by Noah Pepera-Rudd September 22, 2007

hogasm 

The term used to describe a prostitute's faked orgasm when in the middle of intercourse with a client.

Guy #1: I was all up in that ho with my jimmy last night...she was screaming my name, yo!
Guy #2: Man, you trippin'. That was a pure hogasm, dawg.
Guy #1: Fo' real?
Guy #2: Fo' real.
Guy #1: Damn.

hogasm by jasonisjericho June 26, 2006

horngasm

A slang word developed and used by highschool marching band students to convey a sense of admiration, often bordering on sexual arousal. Induced either by an especially complex and well-executed piece of music or an exceptionally well-crafted musical instrument.

Bandmember A: Did you here the Blue Cavaliers' trumpet solo in the DCI championships?

Bandmember B: Oh man...horngasm

Bandmember A: *nods* Horngasm

horngasm by Mob Barley December 28, 2004