hummused

To be very, very drunk. Pronounced as the past tense of hummus, the dip that goes well with pita or veggies.

Suzie: Wow that party was crazy last night!
Joey: Yeah, I was totally hummused! No one turn on any lights or make any loud noises.

by Party12345 August 27, 2013

Hummused

To be very drunk and horny at the same time

Dom was so hummused after his night out with the boys

by Ratchetcumsock69 November 4, 2021

Hummused

The act of taking back what they stole from you.

-Seeing someone wear my t-shirt, after they forcefully took it away from my hands, I rightfully took it back.

-looks like you just got hummused.

by Cheezburger1612 February 20, 2024

Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.

Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it

by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016

huhmused

Huh+ Confused = Huhmused

A statement that makes you confused to the point when you're like ?huh?

"First I went to the park, but in the beginning I went to the store, and went on the swings!"

"Huhmused, say that again"

by Cassidy Williams March 10, 2008

Hummusexual

'Noun' pronounced 'hummus-sexual'.
A degrading description of that shit cunt mate that thinks hummus compliments every fucking food group, the simple fact they endorse it and are so queer about it that even gay people call them faggots..

" oi jeff ya fuckin ass clown, no cunt here wants to dip chips in ya shitcunt chickpea cum.. go get some french onion dip ya fuckin hummusexual!!"

by R Cavallaro March 13, 2020

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex.

Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.

by amirfekr November 13, 2015