Houdiniess

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A really kickass chick.

Houdiniess really owned up NS today!

Houdiniess by Taste November 9, 2006

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Got Houdinied

When a girl/guy you just fooled around with decides to up and vanish without a trace leaving you mystified and simultaneously confused.

Damn that girl was a freak last night! I'm gonna give her a call to see if she wants to hang out again tonight!!

...one week later...

WTF?! That bitch hasn't returned ANY of my calls/texts/ims! I just got Houdinied!!

Got Houdinied by Big Niko99 July 5, 2010

Houdinied

When you make two fingers disappear inside a woman's anus, while mistaking it as her vagina.

Wow, You mean to tell me you seriously houdinied that girl last night?

Houdinied by Wouldntyouliketoknow86 September 19, 2015

Houdinis magic carpet

The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.

Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.

Houdinis magic carpet by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022

houdinied

(V) to perform an amazing feat (such as great as the Great Houdini); by no knowledge of how one did; to overcome odds seemingly impossible to the average person

I somehow houdinied myself into a size four dress when I normally wear an eight.

Man, you really houdinied yourself into trouble!

houdinied by Jessica Rolfsmeyer January 6, 2008

Houdinie

Your fucking the bitch from behind and your really gettint into it, your slapping that ass, pulling that sluts hair and all of a sudden BAMMM you spit right on her lower back, so she thinks you cumed so she turned around with a big smile and FUCKING BAMMMM you punch that bitch in the face and cum all over her face, bammmm she thinks you cummed on her back but u faked her out the houuuudinniee whaaaaaaaaat

A little magic never hurt anyone ;P

Houdinie by H February 22, 2004

houdinied

to appear quickly

Clyde houdinied himself into the room so fast that no one even noticed.

houdinied by clyde verde January 20, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026