Houdiniess

A really kickass chick.

Houdiniess really owned up NS today!

by Taste November 9, 2006

Got Houdinied

When a girl/guy you just fooled around with decides to up and vanish without a trace leaving you mystified and simultaneously confused.

Damn that girl was a freak last night! I'm gonna give her a call to see if she wants to hang out again tonight!!

...one week later...

WTF?! That bitch hasn't returned ANY of my calls/texts/ims! I just got Houdinied!!

by Big Niko99 July 5, 2010

Houdinied

When you make two fingers disappear inside a woman's anus, while mistaking it as her vagina.

Wow, You mean to tell me you seriously houdinied that girl last night?

by Wouldntyouliketoknow86 September 19, 2015

Houdinis magic carpet

The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.

Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.

by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022

houdinied

(V) to perform an amazing feat (such as great as the Great Houdini); by no knowledge of how one did; to overcome odds seemingly impossible to the average person

I somehow houdinied myself into a size four dress when I normally wear an eight.

Man, you really houdinied yourself into trouble!

by Jessica Rolfsmeyer January 6, 2008

Houdinie

Your fucking the bitch from behind and your really gettint into it, your slapping that ass, pulling that sluts hair and all of a sudden BAMMM you spit right on her lower back, so she thinks you cumed so she turned around with a big smile and FUCKING BAMMMM you punch that bitch in the face and cum all over her face, bammmm she thinks you cummed on her back but u faked her out the houuuudinniee whaaaaaaaaat

A little magic never hurt anyone ;P

by H February 22, 2004

houdinied

to appear quickly

Clyde houdinied himself into the room so fast that no one even noticed.

by clyde verde January 20, 2009