Houdinied

Name: Houdinied Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

When you make two fingers disappear inside a woman's anus, while mistaking it as her vagina.

Wow, You mean to tell me you seriously houdinied that girl last night?

Houdinied by Wouldntyouliketoknow86 September 19, 2015

Words you can keep

houdinied

(V) to perform an amazing feat (such as great as the Great Houdini); by no knowledge of how one did; to overcome odds seemingly impossible to the average person

I somehow houdinied myself into a size four dress when I normally wear an eight.

Man, you really houdinied yourself into trouble!

houdinied by Jessica Rolfsmeyer January 6, 2008

houdinied

to appear quickly

Clyde houdinied himself into the room so fast that no one even noticed.

houdinied by clyde verde January 20, 2009

Houdinied

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the butthole and playing with it while mistaking it as a vagina.

OMG! you just houdinied that girl by mistake?

Houdinied by Wouldntyouliketoknow86 September 15, 2015

Houdinied

To have smoked DMT and not being aware til after you hit it

Dude is he alright?

Yeah he just got houdinied so hes kinda trippin...

Houdinied by iLLBackPack December 18, 2021

Got Houdinied

When a girl/guy you just fooled around with decides to up and vanish without a trace leaving you mystified and simultaneously confused.

Damn that girl was a freak last night! I'm gonna give her a call to see if she wants to hang out again tonight!!

...one week later...

WTF?! That bitch hasn't returned ANY of my calls/texts/ims! I just got Houdinied!!

Got Houdinied by Big Niko99 July 5, 2010

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026