Houdinied

When you make two fingers disappear inside a woman's anus, while mistaking it as her vagina.

Wow, You mean to tell me you seriously houdinied that girl last night?

by Wouldntyouliketoknow86 September 19, 2015

houdinied

(V) to perform an amazing feat (such as great as the Great Houdini); by no knowledge of how one did; to overcome odds seemingly impossible to the average person

I somehow houdinied myself into a size four dress when I normally wear an eight.

Man, you really houdinied yourself into trouble!

by Jessica Rolfsmeyer January 6, 2008

houdinied

to appear quickly

Clyde houdinied himself into the room so fast that no one even noticed.

by clyde verde January 20, 2009

Houdinied

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the butthole and playing with it while mistaking it as a vagina.

OMG! you just houdinied that girl by mistake?

by Wouldntyouliketoknow86 September 15, 2015

Houdinied

To have smoked DMT and not being aware til after you hit it

Dude is he alright?

Yeah he just got houdinied so hes kinda trippin...

by iLLBackPack December 18, 2021

Got Houdinied

When a girl/guy you just fooled around with decides to up and vanish without a trace leaving you mystified and simultaneously confused.

Damn that girl was a freak last night! I'm gonna give her a call to see if she wants to hang out again tonight!!

...one week later...

WTF?! That bitch hasn't returned ANY of my calls/texts/ims! I just got Houdinied!!

by Big Niko99 July 5, 2010

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016