hottiness

The attitude a 'hottie' gives off to the world!

'That Majenica, check her out in all her hottiness!'

by kkgrafx April 17, 2010

Hottiness

A hot king or queen

Your hottiness, I wish to dance with you.

by espong boba June 25, 2022

false hottiness

to see a guy/girl from a distance and declare that they are attractive, and then see them up close only to realize that they are not.

Friend 1: "Check out the fine girl coming this way..."
(Girl gets closer)

Friend 2: "Yo man, don't declare false hottiness."

by Flight Dogg September 20, 2005

a hottieist

This is someone who judges others on how hot or sexy they are.

Did you see how hot Juan's new secretary is, that guy was always a hottieist.

by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020

hotness hypnosis

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.

Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.

by Surface Tension February 17, 2007

Dumpster Hotties

When you live in a condo or apartment and you look into the back alley only to find not so decent to good looking girls frolicking by your dumpster. Dumpster hotties are hard to catch as they are usually heading back to thier building.

Cam: Hey man, look more dumpster hotties are gathering.
Sean: mmmmhh dumpster hotties

by AmosMosesJones January 30, 2010

hangover horniness

The sexual desire many men and some women experience during the day following a night of heavy drinking. This may be caused by a temporary hormonal imbalance and/or by temporary fatigue within certain areas of the brain. Effects can last up to 24 hours, but may be offset by physical fatigue, which inhibits the desire for strenuous physical activity.

We didn't get out of bed until noon today. My husband had a severe case of hangover horniness.

by bluedevil July 21, 2006