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A photo, typically digital that is used as a default image for profiles on Facebook, MySpace and so forth. This image depicts the user in the most attractive state they could possibly wriggle themselves into. They are sometimes blurry, at odd angles to hide double-chins and jelly-rolls, wearing sunglasses to hide their face, or in strange lighting to disguise their poor pigmentation. This picture most often attracts friends who add the user, mistaking them for an attractive boy/girl.
"I added this girl on MySpace 'cause she looked really good, but it turned out to be a hotpic."
Hotpic by ryantowelpants June 30, 2009
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Tasmanian Hotpocket

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.
Egyptian Hotpocket by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

houston hotpocket 

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep
My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.
houston hotpocket by Kooch30 January 29, 2010

Hotpocalata 

A hot pocket baked in the oven smothered in enchilada sauce.. (see: Hot-pocket, Enchilada )
Pronounced;Hot-Poca-Lata
I made Hotpocalata's for dinner tonight they are amazing
Hotpocalata by Tig3rrawr March 11, 2016

Hotlicks Connoisseur  

Term used to describe the insatiable, delectable and incredible guitar playing skills displayed by Murray Atkinson, a guitar god on his own and currently with The New Odds. WARNING: Witnessing such brilliance causes straight men to turn gay and women to disrobe.
A Hotlicks Connoisseur is Murray Atkinson from The New Odds, we gotta go check them out when they're in Medicine Hat next week.

West Virginia Hotpocket 

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.
Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone