Hotfisting

When you have to pick up dog poop with just a plastic bag over your hand.

I'm at the dog park watching an old lady hotfisting a huge dog duece.

by Radmobile911 November 6, 2017

hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

by TheDarkKnightLight August 8, 2017

hoisting the trophy

Lifting your partner during sex to get her in position so that you can get some back-door action.

There's no doubt Brian will be hoisting the trophy in a few weeks.

by Puntmuffer February 2, 2018

Hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Hatfishing

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - he was hatfishing her."

by Tzensant June 12, 2020

hoisting a straightway

(alt., "Lifting a straightway"): Taking a leak (male only).

Person 1: Where'd John go?
Person 2: Oh, he's in the men's room, hoisting a straightway.

by Incubus1 January 23, 2007

Hatfishing

When a guy (or girl) wears a hat to hide a lack of hair or receding hairline thus upping their perceived attractiveness.

Wow! He went from a 7 to a 4 as soon as he took his hat off. Was he hatfishing? I feel like I’ve been hatfished.

by WiseGuy42 August 19, 2021