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Hot Water 

1. the opposite of cold water
2. trouble that you find yourself in after you have a few tastey beverages
Nona found herself in hot water after a bro ho tried to dance with her in front of the shit hot band.
Hot Water by Fav 80s girl October 20, 2011
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Hot Water 

A term used for pissing warmly and moist on anybody or anything.
Dude I gave my girlfriend a hot water and she smelled like piss for a week.
Hot Water by christiandefinitions February 9, 2019

hot water 

Your typical shitty Northeastern Kind Bud. Usually costs between $35-$50 for an 1/8, dense, soaking wet, with red hairs. Usually the type of weed everyone gets freshman and sophmore year of high school. Tastes like hot water, smells like hot water. You usually only get high for like 30 min. no matter how much u smoke, followed by a massive headache.
Damn man we just smoked a blunt of this hot water and i'm not even high.
hot water by Upper Dublin February 23, 2006

Hot water 

"Lemme get you some hot water, - Citizen kain. (Urban slang for sum fuck)
Bro your gf doesnt give you the hot water anymore? Damn what a virgin
Hot water by Sumfuccboi September 1, 2017

hot water 

Apparently it's just what dehydrated babies need, according to John McCain. Preferably in bottled form.


John McCain:
"We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies."


Guy from The Waterboy:
"Hey! Water's better cold."
hot water by Benjamin Haines August 6, 2008

Hot water bottle 

As seen in the Korean web novel 'FFF-Class Trashero', a sexual partner (usually in the case of the main character Kang Han Soo referring to a woman), basically a 'bed warmer'.
"A beauty, whose body was ideal to be the highest-grade hot water bottle, thus shouted while looking down from the top of a majestic fortress covered by ice and snow." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 65

"His girlfriend, who had played the role of a hot water bottle, had disappeared, while he was kidnapped to the continents of Fantasia again." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 75
Hot water bottle by jerrythebattlepus December 19, 2020

hot water heater 

What many people (even news anchors on well-respected TV news channels!) call a water heater.

You don't want to heat water that's already hot for Pete sakes!! It's proper to call it a 'water heater' or you can even call it a 'hot water tank' -- but never a 'hot water heater'.
{Latoya}: Gary, I think the hot water heater is busted; I can't get any hot water out of this faucet to do the dishes!

{Gary}: Latoya, we don't have a 'hot water heater' -- we might have a hot water cooler, a water heater, or a hot water tank, but no hot water heater! Which of those do you want me to check?
hot water heater by Telephony August 16, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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