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spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders 

A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?
Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!

lousiana hot pocket 

Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up
Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.

Louisiana Hot Link 

When you take Tabasco sauce, squirt it on your dick, and use it for lube for anal sex.
Shane: Dude, this chick I was banging asked me to put hot sauce on my dick..

Ryan: Yeah... You've never heard of a Louisiana Hot Link?

louisiana hot pocket 

For a man to take a shit in a girl's vagina.
He had himself a Louisiana hot pocket last night. *wink wink*

Louisiana Hot Potato 

A game involving a freshly baked hot potato and two or more partners. Fresh out of the oven, the pair or group elects one participant to receive the potato first, sticking it fully inside the rectum. An order is established and the potato is passed anus-to-anus until dropped or broken. Whoever had the potato inside of themselves last when the potato breaks or falls must eat the potato in its entirety.
Tired of playing the game soggy biscuit, Timmy and his friends decided to try the hip new game “Louisiana Hot Potato”

louisiana hot sauce 

Eating out a cajun woman on her period.
Waitress, can I get some louisiana hot sauce?