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hot chocolate nutcracker 

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

Boston Hot Chocolate 

When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.
Caroline was totally out of control, so Chris served her up a Boston Hot Chocolate.
Boston Hot Chocolate by Dog cock December 31, 2022

hot chocolate teddy bear 

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"

Hot Chocolate Surprise 

When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!
Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.

hot chocolate friend 

Great for some seasons, not so great for others. Aka, short-lived best friend
"I've had a lot of hot chocolate friends... it makes it hard to trust people."

raspberry hot chocolate 

Last night at ArtBeats, I had some raspberry hot chocolate, and I totally had a flavorgasm!