Hot Chocholate

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A spicy, soft-serve like poop that splatters the underside of the toilet seat.

Oh my god, Ryan, what is that under the toilet seat?

Oh that? That's some "Hot Chocholate!"

Hot Chocholate by Rufus Makeumgoent October 12, 2008

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hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

hot chocolate nutcracker by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

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Boston Hot Chocolate

When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.

Caroline was totally out of control, so Chris served her up a Boston Hot Chocolate.

Boston Hot Chocolate by Dog cock December 31, 2022

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hot chocolate teddy bear

your best big black friend/lover

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"

hot chocolate teddy bear by jfs4<3 August 18, 2009

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Hot Chocolate Surprise

When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!

Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.

Hot Chocolate Surprise by RatBass May 11, 2010

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hot chocolate friend

Great for some seasons, not so great for others. Aka, short-lived best friend

"I've had a lot of hot chocolate friends... it makes it hard to trust people."

hot chocolate friend by TheLoafLoaf March 31, 2017

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raspberry hot chocolate

the most delicious beverage in existance.

Last night at ArtBeats, I had some raspberry hot chocolate, and I totally had a flavorgasm!

raspberry hot chocolate by Caitlan. January 26, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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