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Hot Carling Academy 

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.
Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.
Hot Carling Academy by DX25 November 10, 2008

Hot Carlita 

When the gardener convinces the cleaning senorita to hastily perform a traditional or spicy "hot carl" maneuver in one of the unoccupied rooms before their lunch siesta.
I was shocked when I came back from windsurfing and found the cleaning senorita was crying in the shower while the maintenance guy was just laying there on the floor. With that hot carlita dried chilli that spilled all over his face and down the ferociously chewed layers of seranwrap that had been spooled around his head.
Hot Carlita by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Hot Carlito 

Similar to a "Hot Carl" (the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it) the only difference is that the person who performs the defecating act eats spicy Italian food.
Shiela ate that new spicey hot italian pasta so that she can surprise Tom for his birthday with a Hot Carlito.
Hot Carlito by CableB July 28, 2017

hot carlisimo 

The hot carlisimo is a spin off of the tamer /lamer version "the hot carl"
Hot carlisimo is a beautiful sunset.

Hot Carling 

Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006
“Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night”

“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”
Hot Carling by Bambianca June 10, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026