Hot Baby 

When a chick crouches over another chick's face, and abortions all over it.

DAYUM-- jew see dat bitch just hot baby dat otha bitch!? But dat's all good see, cuz there be stem cells in it, and dat otha bitch got leukemia. So it's all benefishal and sheeeit.

Hot Baby by Knig Knog August 11, 2010

hot baby surprise 

A 'hot baby surprise' is the process of setting one's self up to potentially sit next to a cute girl in a lecture class.
This is done by:
1. showing up to class first, or before too many people get there.
2. placing your belongings on a strategically selected desk and leaving.
3. coming back to the class with 1-2 minutes left before the start.
4. hopefully your new seatmate is a cute girl, if so, you have just successfully completed the hot baby surprise.

Joe said he had to leave the class but would be back to hang out after he left his backpack in the lecture hall, he wanted to try out the hot baby surprise.

Don and Jill have been going out for 3 years now. Don met Jill after the two struck up conversation during a class in college. They had met after Don successfully executed the hot baby surprise.

hot baby surprise by giggles86 January 27, 2010

hot tub baby 

The product of the belief in a certain urban legend: that having sex in a hot tub makes it impossible for you to become pregnant.

If an individual is unintelligent enough to believe this, they deserve to be unexpectedly pregnant. However, this just means that the population of stupidity will grow, due to stupid people having tons of babies.

It is supposed that a child stemming from this type of conception will be born to ridiculous parents and grow up to be completely lame itself.

1. "What a stupid thing to say! You are such a hot tub baby!"

2. "omg, typos galore, I feel like such a hot tub baby."

hot tub baby by boy_wonder April 7, 2008

hot tub baby 

Due to the high temperatures found in hot tubs normal sperm can not survive. Therefore if any sperm do survive they're pretty freakish and abnormal. Any pregnancy resulting from use of these sperm results in a hot tub baby

Why does that kid have 3 arms? He's a hot tub baby.

hot tub baby by Shane March 21, 2005

sexy-baby-hot 

A person of either sex who is so sexily hot that you get a tingle and a throb when you look at them. If you see a person like this on the dance floor you will want to rub yourself on them or squeeze a part of them.

oh my! she IS sexy-baby-hot! I want to rub my face in her cleavage.

sexy-baby-hot!! ( pronounced with a whispery intonation and a slightly screwed up nose)

sexy-baby-hot by MissPj June 29, 2011

Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket 

First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.

:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.

Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket by Justin Carter December 14, 2008

hot babysitter paradox

Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be

Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!

hot babysitter paradox by ILikeMushroomz September 25, 2010