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hose down the horses 

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.
Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"

digital hose down 

When you use a motor-driven camera so that you can get rapid sequence of multiple shots of a celebrity—that's a digital hose down.
"Britney got the digital hose down from the National Enquirer dude when she showed up at court again."
digital hose down by Spocklette April 4, 2008

geez up hose down 

friendly thugs get out your chairs and beautiful low down woman get down on the flo. Guy laying back, girl giving dome.
Come on guys, stop lampin, geez up hose down!
geez up hose down by emote June 22, 2010

hose you down

Man: "Bitch! I'm gonna HOSE YOU DOWN."



Bitch: "Whaat? So you're gonna jizz on me?"
hose you down by kylevincejoechris October 23, 2008

Hose Me Down 

A term used when a girl wants to get cum all over her face and tits by 3 or more men at the same time. After having a cock in her ass mouth and vagina she yells HOSE ME DOWN while the men ejaculate all over her.
Hey that cute guy with the tight ass over there and his friends are fucking hot. I am gunna have them Hose Me Down later on my face and tits.
Hose Me Down by GD MCDs April 16, 2009

Hembree Hosedown 

An event immediately following a Cleveland Steamer when the "Steamed on" party is laid down outdoors and hosed off by being urinated on.
Mark and Dave giggled in the backyard as they followed up a Cleveland Steamer with a Hembree Hosedown.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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