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The act of collecting one's own face grease until a sufficient quantity is accumulated to hold a comb-over in perfect position.
Hey man, nice Hembree, your face grease is really holding your comb-over in place with this wind!
Hembree by jhetty32 September 30, 2010

Hembree Hosedown 

An event immediately following a Cleveland Steamer when the "Steamed on" party is laid down outdoors and hosed off by being urinated on.
Mark and Dave giggled in the backyard as they followed up a Cleveland Steamer with a Hembree Hosedown.

kenton hembree 

A sexy bitch. One who has the smolder of a Greek god that will cause a girl the drop her panties. He's a pretty bomb ass guy with the intelligence of a genius. His mysterious ways are extremely seductive as well.
I'd fuck Kenton hembree twice if I had the chance.
kenton hembree by Floutedass September 21, 2013

Presley Hembree 

She is hot, funny, and very smart. She will make you fall for her in a heart beat. She thinks that she is flat and ugly, but inside she knows she is thicc and hot.
Did you see how cute Presley Hembree was lookin at softball practice.
Presley Hembree by Cute girls at ACS September 18, 2020

Hempreet 

It comprises 2 words: Hem and Preet. Hem refers to ice in hindi and preet refers to love in hindi. So combining both, it means a person who loves ice but its deep and inner meaning is that Hempreet is a person who is as calm as ice(Hem) and loves everyone(Preet) unconditionally.
Hempreet is a calm and optimistic person.
Hempreet by intelligent_human November 23, 2021

hebreezy 

A male breezy or airhead, a dumb ass dude, an ignorant male.
He is not hot enough to be such a hebreezy.
hebreezy by xylena June 22, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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