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Hortical 

original, real, true, genuine, respected, acclaimed.


An adjective often describing a person, relationship, or situation.
Our friendship is hortical.
I am hortical.
Hortical by Mr. Mention February 9, 2009

hornication period 

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft
A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

Hurticane 

A technique exclusive to Ameri-Do-Te that will make you invincible to up to 10 opponents at the same time.

Flail your arms and legs around uncontrollably until you knock out all 10 opponents to perform a proper hurticane.
I was about to get jumped in an alleyway by like 10 gangsters, so I busted out a level 5 Hurticane and made my escape after re-stomping all of their groins.
Hurticane by EagleRaptor November 24, 2016
A genius of a person. speaks many languages. is good at everything. very handsome and mysterious. if you ever need help in life this is the person you would call because he is very trustworthy and will never let you down. very excellent at sports. dark hair and green eyes.
oooolala horicaaaaaa
Horica by internationalcrisis April 10, 2011

horticulture 

A subsistence pattern distinguished by intensive gardening. Essentially small-scale farming, growing all manner of vegetables, fruits, herbs, and other plant products.

In societies that subsist on horticulture, there is a strong association with matrilineal families; daughters inherit the land from their mothers. The men clear a patch of forest for a garden and the women take over. This is usually accomplished by slash-and-burn.

The most important relationship in a horticultural society is usually the bond between brother and sister (as opposed to between father and son in many farming societies); a woman marries and her husband is recognized as the father of her children, husband and wife generally live separately and the main father figure for her children is their maternal uncle.
Among the societies that practice horticulture are the Maroons of Suriname, the Mosuo and Naxi of China, and numerous indigenous peoples in Indonesia and the Americas, like the Iroquois, Navajo, Hopi, Zuni, and Zapotec. All of these nations are traditionally matrilineal.
horticulture by Lorelili November 7, 2012

Hortigation 

The combination of horticulture and irrigation techniques to increase the productivity of plants. The amalgamation of the science and technology of plant cultivation and artificial water application.
Our plants are flourishing due to the hortigation solution we found.
Hortigation by Spacecadet70 December 7, 2012