Horsery

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1. Magic done with or by horses.
2. Equestrian sports or affairs.
3. The totality of equine species (as "humanity" is to people).

Horsery is the common thread running through all of Dick Francis's mystery novels.

Horsery by mdrum July 19, 2009

Words you can keep

ass horsery

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.

"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."

ass horsery by Antonio Sylvia January 7, 2014

Related Words

Horsery • ass horsery • Jack horsery • self-isolation high horsery • horser • horsey • hornery • horseradish • Horsey Sauce • horseraddish

Jack horsery

The act of screwing around like a jackass.

Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.

Jack horsery by Sweet Matty A March 6, 2019

self-isolation high horsery

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.

self-isolation high horsery by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020

Horser

A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk

The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf

Horser by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020

horser

Optimus probably misheard the guy lol.

Guy: Hey you got that horser on you.
Optimus:

horser by Jongulo bunguloj Brongulus III December 11, 2020

horser

Something that weird-ass nigga at the gas station asks you if you got at 8:30 in the morning.

This motherfucker leans up to me and asks me- and I quote- "do you keep that horser on you?".

horser by Lil_uwuzivert December 11, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026