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Giant Horse Vagina 

A mustache that resembles a horse's vagina...google it.
Firefighter #1: Hey that guy knows how to use a fire hose
Firefighter #2: Of course he does! Just look at that Giant horse vagina

Giant Horse Vagina 

A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!

vagina house 

A dwelling populated exclusively by females.
"Sally lives with 4 other girls on Main St. It's a total vagina house."
vagina house by tristianity February 27, 2009

Vagina House 

The vagina house is the holy trinity of a women's thighs, ass and hips. It is the place that the vagina lives!
That girl has an excellent vagina house. I'm going to try to move in to spend the summer.

Horsevagina 

The New word for a "Mushtashe"

The Horsevagina is the mother of all Mushtashes and people will honour you for your greatness and if people people dont know who you are, its because you have no mushtashe or if you are a woman.
A Man Has a Horsevagina!
Horsevagina by RoflFeen0 June 22, 2010

horsevagina 

1. the vagina of a horse. often what baby horses are pushed out of.

2. where all of the Twilight books have seemingly emerged from. No one knows why, they just have.
1. oh man, that poor thing. having to be pushed out of a horsevagina!

2. Guy 1: "Did you read TWILIGHT!!! they were so AMAZING!!! I just want to marry edward cullen!!! he is soooo sexy!!!"

Guy 2: "Those horsevagina novels? man, they are so stupid!"
Guy 3: "guy 1, you are such a faggety andy"
horsevagina by horsevagina April 27, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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