Definitions by PUBEHEADS
donch
short for donkey punch
pocket rhino
The pocket rhino is the most famous prank in the book. You get down on one knee and pretend to propose to your lover. You reach into your pocket... and pretend to have trouble finding the ring. As she eagerly awaits the ring emerging from the pocket... you give her a quick one-two punch with the hand that was concealed in the pocket. You then proceed to donkey punch her in the pussy until she is on the verge of a coma. As she is about to slip into a sweet long sleep... you strip her naked and smear blueberries all over her body. After this, it is necessary to put her near a bee hive so that the bees may feast upon her sweet blue body. IF she still likes you after all this.... then you do it again until she realizes that you are one sick fuck. Once she has come to this realization... you ask her for her hand in marriange.
Alan G. proposed to his first 14 wives soon after pulling out the ole "pocket rhino" on their asses.
pocket rhino by PUBEHEADS February 8, 2005
Pajasm
Hey Tom, I had a dream of your mom last night and when i woke up there was a big pajasm in my underwear.
Horse vagina
Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lips. This gives the vagina a smell that resembles that of a man that has died in an earthquake.
Horse vagina by PUBEHEADS January 15, 2004
13 pounder
A word used to describe the average size of a girls vagina in the great state of nebraska. Random fact: largest vagina in the world weighed over 27 1/2 pounds.
13 pounder by PUBEHEADS January 14, 2004
Choclate Smore
Choclate Smore by PUBEHEADS January 13, 2004