Horse syndrome

a gay nigga that has horse teeth

Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me

Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga

James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!

Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?

James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches

Ethan: don’t expose me man😭

by Baby yoda + shrek = 🥵🤩😘 April 29, 2020

high horse syndrome

The uncontrollable urge to correct anybody at any time. Most people tend to claim they are correct even down to opinion. Large amounts of insults and arguments are to break out by these people.

"Wow Anon is being really annoying with saying blue is better than pink."
"Don't take it personal, it's just his high horse syndrome."

by LennyFaces February 18, 2017

White Horse Syndrome

A condition in which a person's frame of thought in all things romantic is completely dream oriented and not grounded in reality. Fantasy lovers taken to the point of specifically nullifying all other candidates is the main tangent of this affliction but is also linked with the princesstual condition as well. Often hand in hand. Inspired by but not limited to the great gothic/fantasy/Harlequin/"Southern Gentleman" ideals in American lore over the 19th and 20th century.

"She talked shit about me and clowned me 'cause I wasn't a baller. That girl got White Horse Syndrome"

by BigBlack81 January 5, 2005

gay horse syndrome

when a male, typically gay, sometimes bisexual, often a furry, has a massive dick
however, he secretly wished to be the bottom, but due to his features, he is relegated to top by default

I've deleted grindr, every guy I hooked up with wanted me to top because of the size of my cock, I think I might be suffering from the gay horse syndrome

by KateHanami April 7, 2022

Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS)

Horse Gum Syndrome also referred to as HGS, is a condition pertaining to both male and female homosapiens in which their gums are overexposed when he or she smiles. Usually considered an unattractive trait.

11 out of 11 Dentists recommend that people inflicted with Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS) floss 5 times a day to prevent gum disease.

by Craig Schreiber February 8, 2008

horse dick syndrome

The medical terminology for being hung like a horse. Also referred to as having a very large penis.

Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.

by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015

horse girl syndrome

Disease you get from a horse girl!

Girl 1: I GOT COOTIES FROM JOHNATHAN
Girl 2: I GOT HORSE GIRL SYNDROME (HGS) FROM NEIGHVEAH

by YouStupidSpud14 November 22, 2019