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Horsecock Effect 

The loudest possible rumble created when urinating in the center of the toilet, often to impress the female gender.
I totally used the Horsecock Effect last night to bag a blonde when we went to her place last night.
Horsecock Effect by Sick F Nasty January 2, 2011

horsecock 

1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.
"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."
horsecock by Anonymous December 5, 2002

horsecock 

A huge cock that not all women can handle and many won't even try.
Ikki is hiding a horsecock in those shorts.
horsecock by Yuki the Lover September 11, 2010

horsecock johnson 

Nickname for a guy with a huge penis.
Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
horsecock johnson by westfalia January 13, 2010

holy horsecock 

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting
Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!
holy horsecock by Chris Aubertin December 19, 2008

Horsecock 

An extraordinarily large phallus, generally able to be seen by a.) bulge in pants and/or b.) a persons “horse cocky” demeanor.
Evan Horsecock? You mean HC? I saw him bring a few girls to his room last night. Explains the sock on the door.
Horsecock by Smashnride September 24, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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