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House Beer 

you get first priority over any beer you purchased and that while standing in line for the keg, you can skip all of the other assholes who waited 15 minutes for what is typically a warm, foamy natural light.
"i got house beer assholes, keep waiting"
"gawd, house beer taste so much better than the other beer"
House Beer by colormeurban November 10, 2007
When you hold out your hand as if feeding a horse, but you pour beer in it for your mate to drink. Typically by way of initiation.
Will: Do you want to join our gang?
Kevin: Sure
Will: Then you have to do a horsebeer
horsebeer by dekard26354 April 27, 2023

Beer for my horses 

1) A song by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson

2) A movie about vigilante justice
Beer for my horses is an awesome song and the movie is hilarious.
Beer for my horses by thort74t January 6, 2011
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026