Horrormones

Horrormones: noun

The substance produced in random bouts and in extreme quantities primarily within adolescent homo sapiens which beget unpredictable periods of grumbling, crying, door slamming, angst, moodiness; and which often correlates to the parental homosapien's decline into alcoholism and/or midlife crisis.
My daughter Khrystynah was such a happy-go-lucky child until the teenage horrormones hit. Now she's always in a foul mood and we're constantly getting into ridiculous fights about the silliest things - like 'why would you spell Christina like that?!' It's enough to drive me to drink!
by Elliegance May 30, 2021
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Horrormone

Part of speech: noun

Plural: horrormones

The substance produced in random bouts and in extreme quantities primarily within adolescent homo sapiens which beget unpredictable periods of grumbling, crying, door slamming, angst, moodiness; and which often correlates to the parental homosapien's decline into alcoholism and/or midlife crisis.
My daughter Khrystynah was such a happy-go-lucky child until the teenage horrormones hit. Now she's always in a foul mood and we're constantly getting into ridiculous fights about the silliest things - like 'why would you spell Christina like that?!' It's enough to drive me to drink!
by Elliegance May 30, 2021
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