Horrected

When a bitch says some hoe-ass nonsense and it actually makes some sort of logical sense to you.

Grabbing the balls actually does help, Susan. I apologize for doubting you, and I stand horrected.

Horrected by Kricket130 August 11, 2020

Horressed 

When you're both horny and depressed due to a recent pussy drought

Chase: Bro Andrew you good?
Andrew: Nah, I get no pussy I'm hella horressed.

Horressed by Theduckthatdefinesshit November 1, 2019

I sit corrected 

I STAND corrected, only for lazy people. Usually when watching tv and arguing, and you lose, is an excellent time to use this.

Thing 1 "dude, DANCING WITH THE STARS is at 8 o clock!"
Thing 2 "no, its at 9, see? i have channel guide PROOF!"
Thing 1 "Oh....I sit corrected"

I sit corrected by Teharbitur November 7, 2009

corrected wrong 

When someone corrects someone else and the person doing the correcting is, in fact, wrong, and the person who initially spoke was correct.

14:28 <`sarah> and im also an ungrateful bitch
14:28 <joshua_> grate?
14:28 <joshua_> is that a brand
14:28 <`sepesi> nt joshua
14:28 <scott_> how dumb are you joshua_
14:28 <mike> oh god did you seriously just correct her wrong
14:28 <mike> rofl

"That idiot just corrected wrong." - Correct person

corrected wrong by XULLIOS April 29, 2008

I stand corrected 

Synonym to forfeit an argument, surrender.

Basically people say it when they get fucked so badly in an argument they can't even come back from it.

Barry: "Hey Jerry COUNTERARGUMENT THATS REALLY GOOD"
Jerry: "I stand corrected"

I stand corrected by mylifeisadefinition September 1, 2021

Harrested 

A golden Utopia only for people with the biggest of dicks, if you live in Harrested, you must be insanely succesful with the ladies. Having a big penis, does not make you live in Harrested, it just gives you the ability for an application.

-Kauffman "Where do you live?"
-Morten "I live in Harrested"
-Kauffman "Oh your pernus must be big"

Harrested by pernuslover69 February 27, 2018

Corrected Age

Actual Age + Arrested Development (age you feel mentally) + Appearance Age (subjective based on other’s perception)/3 = Corrected Age

50 + 29 + 40 =119/3=39.667

No rounding up so the new corrected age is 39.

Corrected Age by Bewje March 14, 2026