Horrected

When a bitch says some hoe-ass nonsense and it actually makes some sort of logical sense to you.

Grabbing the balls actually does help, Susan. I apologize for doubting you, and I stand horrected.

by Kricket130 August 11, 2020

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Horressed

When you're both horny and depressed due to a recent pussy drought

Chase: Bro Andrew you good?
Andrew: Nah, I get no pussy I'm hella horressed.

by Theduckthatdefinesshit November 1, 2019

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I sit corrected

I STAND corrected, only for lazy people. Usually when watching tv and arguing, and you lose, is an excellent time to use this.

Thing 1 "dude, DANCING WITH THE STARS is at 8 o clock!"
Thing 2 "no, its at 9, see? i have channel guide PROOF!"
Thing 1 "Oh....I sit corrected"

by Teharbitur November 7, 2009

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corrected wrong

When someone corrects someone else and the person doing the correcting is, in fact, wrong, and the person who initially spoke was correct.

14:28 <`sarah> and im also an ungrateful bitch
14:28 <joshua_> grate?
14:28 <joshua_> is that a brand
14:28 <`sepesi> nt joshua
14:28 <scott_> how dumb are you joshua_
14:28 <mike> oh god did you seriously just correct her wrong
14:28 <mike> rofl

"That idiot just corrected wrong." - Correct person

by XULLIOS April 29, 2008

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I stand corrected

Synonym to forfeit an argument, surrender.

Basically people say it when they get fucked so badly in an argument they can't even come back from it.

Barry: "Hey Jerry COUNTERARGUMENT THATS REALLY GOOD"
Jerry: "I stand corrected"

by mylifeisadefinition September 1, 2021

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Harrested

A golden Utopia only for people with the biggest of dicks, if you live in Harrested, you must be insanely succesful with the ladies. Having a big penis, does not make you live in Harrested, it just gives you the ability for an application.

-Kauffman "Where do you live?"
-Morten "I live in Harrested"
-Kauffman "Oh your pernus must be big"

by pernuslover69 February 27, 2018

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