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Horressed 

When you're both horny and depressed due to a recent pussy drought
Chase: Bro Andrew you good?
Andrew: Nah, I get no pussy I'm hella horressed.
Horressed by Theduckthatdefinesshit November 1, 2019

seasonally harassed

It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.
i’m being seasonally harassed. help please.
seasonally harassed by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019

Horassed 

When your being harassed by a guy named 'horace'
Somebody help, I'm being Horassed
Horassed by Howace April 20, 2021

Hoeassed 

Whenever someone inadvertently screws you around. Whether it be on a possible business deal or with a maybe hookup.
"Dude i cant believe you told her that, now she wont speak to me. You hoeassed me fool!"
Hoeassed by Anida Moorehead December 30, 2023

Hoeassed 

To purposely ruin someones plans,business deal or to inadvertently "throw salt in their game".
"Bro, why would you tell her that, now she wont even speak to me. You straight hoeassed me."
Hoeassed by Anida Moorehead January 1, 2024

hoeassery 

- the act and actions of being a hoe
Girl 1: so what did u do last night?
Girl 2: just my same old hoeassery, nothing special
hoeassery by hbbakhn March 9, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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