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I sit corrected 

I STAND corrected, only for lazy people. Usually when watching tv and arguing, and you lose, is an excellent time to use this.
Thing 1 "dude, DANCING WITH THE STARS is at 8 o clock!"
Thing 2 "no, its at 9, see? i have channel guide PROOF!"
Thing 1 "Oh....I sit corrected"
I sit corrected by Teharbitur November 7, 2009

corrected wrong 

When someone corrects someone else and the person doing the correcting is, in fact, wrong, and the person who initially spoke was correct.
14:28 <`sarah> and im also an ungrateful bitch
14:28 <joshua_> grate?
14:28 <joshua_> is that a brand
14:28 <`sepesi> nt joshua
14:28 <scott_> how dumb are you joshua_
14:28 <mike> oh god did you seriously just correct her wrong
14:28 <mike> rofl

"That idiot just corrected wrong." - Correct person
corrected wrong by XULLIOS April 29, 2008

How to type correctly 

This tutorial is for urban dictionary users.
1. Use auto correct
2. Google words that you think you misspelled
3. Make sure it's easy to read
4. Write in plain english
5. Don't write long sentences
6. Be sure to use commas
How to type correctly

1. Bad english
Plain
Somethinf that can be visuallized clearl thefeore it makes easier to grab it

Example:
Its very visually plain

2. Proper english
Plain
Something that can be seen clearly.
It also refers to simple, basic, completely.

Example:
This bird is in plain view.
It's a plain design.
This guy is plain stupid.
How to type correctly by Notmelol123 February 19, 2022

Take Anal Correctly 

To take a cock in the ass without complaint or excessive crying. To get right stretched out without trying to slow things down on the penetrative stroke.
Yeah, it's nice to find a girl that can take anal correctly, I hate it when girls ruin my shwerve as I stick it in.

I stand corrected 

Synonym to forfeit an argument, surrender.

Basically people say it when they get fucked so badly in an argument they can't even come back from it.
Barry: "Hey Jerry COUNTERARGUMENT THATS REALLY GOOD"
Jerry: "I stand corrected"

Corrected Age

Actual Age + Arrested Development (age you feel mentally) + Appearance Age (subjective based on other’s perception)/3 = Corrected Age
50 + 29 + 40 =119/3=39.667

No rounding up so the new corrected age is 39.
Corrected Age by Bewje March 14, 2026