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The Horny Potato 

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP
Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!

A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows
A horny potato by Browntheman April 24, 2018

Horny Potatoes 

Just a random thing to say to your unsuspecting friend
You: Horny Potatoes
Me, aka your friend: wtf how high are you right now?
Horny Potatoes by FrogCat March 22, 2020