Horny Bat 

Doge's legendary bat that teleports people to horny jail in one hit!

horny bat!

Horny Bat by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

Battle Horny 

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.

My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.

Battle Horny by Perii October 14, 2022

battle horny 

Aroused by the thought of a great battle

Naruto was met with the sight of a battle horny gaara.

battle horny by Comictroll December 8, 2016

kentucky horn battle 

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.

Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"

kentucky horn battle by Sagemassa February 28, 2009

horn battle 

A competition between two or more horns usually to see which is loudest. May take place between any types of horns, including car horns, truck horns, locomotive horns, ship horns, marching band horns, etc.

The marching band just had a horn battle with that train! I think it won!

horn battle by mamarley August 20, 2011

battered horn 

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse

I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn

battered horn by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018