DO NOT LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU WILL REGRET IT! A snapping turtle is really an agressive but cool turtle, you can keep them as pets.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb November 24, 2022
The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.
Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 04, 2023
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb November 24, 2022
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 14, 2023
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Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, surfing bird, brr, brr, ah, ah
Ah, bap-a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pap
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
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by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 14, 2023
A legendary bounty hunter, looking across the galaxy to find beings that are horny and send them to horny jail with one swing of his horny bat!
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 04, 2023