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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 14, 2023
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Horny Court

Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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Doge

A legendary bounty hunter, looking across the galaxy to find beings that are horny and send them to horny jail with one swing of his horny bat!
Doge is looking for horny people again to send to Horny Jail!
Who needs the Horny Polices
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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Among Us

A dying game with idiotic memes that will likely be revived soon due to content makers on YouTube running out of ideas, and the new HidenSeek gamemode. Most people hate but I still play but the game is hella cringe.
Jack: I love Among Us
Nick: It's dead
Jack: ITS COMING BACK YOU JERK
Nick: I'll play when hidenseek drops
Jack: It has already.
Nick: YESSSSSSSS
Rob: You both suck.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb January 23, 2023
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Doritle

Doritle.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 13, 2023
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Dump Blast

The biggest crap of your life that all comes out in two seconds, making your anus burn for hours, and filling up the toilet bowl. If anyone smells it, they instantly die.
Yo dude you can come to the bathroom but I just made a Dump Blast
dude: *dies*
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb January 23, 2023
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Horny Jail

The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.
Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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