The act of consuming Hormel Chili Rice and Beans for the sole purpose of pooping cairns along the trail during a Dukeneering expedition. Duke should be in a triangular composition so it can be used for navigation.
Jim was too busy Hormeling to take in the views on the hike last week. His efforts were appreciated as the snow was deep on the return trip and those Hormel cairns sure saved the day.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).