Breaston's definitions

iPod Brain

What someone has when they are able to know a song's lyrics instantly upon hearing it play, regardless of how old or unpopular it may be.

Friend: Oh snap, i know this song!!!
Friend: Dude, turn off your iPod Brain. You shouldn't know lyrics to this song.

by Breaston May 28, 2009

Moroses

A disease that is plaguing this great nation. It is when guys think their team is better than it could ever be. They suffer from a case of the Moroses. Half moron, half medical word. Moroses.

Dylan was suffering from a severe case of the moroses today. His Giants lost to the Saints yesterday and he's still bragging.

by Breaston October 19, 2009

TBD Muscle

As in "To Be Determined". The excess fat, chunkyness, fluffyness, or plumpness on a person's body. Typically located in the midsection area of the human body blocking the abs.

Matt: Dude, you really need to start exercising.
Ricky: Yeah, I guess it's time to start figuring out what I'm gonna do with all this TBD muscle.

by Breaston December 14, 2009

Hormelito

A burrito made with Hormel chilli instead of beans.

Sorry buddy...no beans. Want a Hormelito?

by Breaston June 24, 2009

Fussy Britches

Someone who is trying to hurry or speed something up.

Mike: When are we going to go? We're gonna be late. If we're late, i'll cry....i swear...LET'S GO!!!
Christian: Easy fussy britches...they're open 24 hours. You'll get your happy meal.

by Breaston June 28, 2009

Mind Rewind

When you can remember parts of a movie, show, video, or song long after seeing or hearing it.

I don't have to watch that again, i got that on mind rewind

by Breaston May 26, 2009