1. A person who is heterosexual, but given the right same sex partner they would be willing to have a homosexual relationship. This is more common among females than males.
2. Used as a jest towards someone who is heterosexual, but has a deep admiration for someone else of the same sex
1. female 1: "Did you see Angela and Jennifer making out at the bar last night"? I thought Angela was straight.
female 2: "Yeah, I heard she's homolite for Jennifer".
2. Dude 1: "I just love Tom Brady. He really is the best quarterback ever"
Dude 2: "Dude, you sound totally homolite for him right now"
That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.