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hemelite 

a term used to define people who live in hemel hempstead.
hey there I am going to see my hemelite friend this evening, I am from out of town, unfortunatley not a hemelite.
hemelite by the professors December 5, 2010
a family member who obediently stays at home or self-isolate during pandemic
Just be a homeliner so you can help stop the spread of covid-19.
homeliner by timlight April 21, 2020

homolite 

1. A person who is heterosexual, but given the right same sex partner they would be willing to have a homosexual relationship. This is more common among females than males.

2. Used as a jest towards someone who is heterosexual, but has a deep admiration for someone else of the same sex
1. female 1: "Did you see Angela and Jennifer making out at the bar last night"? I thought Angela was straight.

female 2: "Yeah, I heard she's homolite for Jennifer".

2. Dude 1: "I just love Tom Brady. He really is the best quarterback ever"

Dude 2: "Dude, you sound totally homolite for him right now"
homolite by Smitty 242 September 7, 2012

homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

homerite 

A believer in the teachings/words of Homer Simpson from the TV series.

Alternatively, a strict believer in the historicity of Homer, the Greek poet at the end of the Greek dark ages.
"Children, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

"You're such a homerite!"
homerite by Arubicon April 1, 2010
A lay-about that stays at home all day. Just vegs around the house like a termite.
Bill: Man it's such a ripper day today, lets call up Fred and head down the beach.
Jes: What's the point? Fred won't come - he's such a homeite.
homeite by Mountain/\Ash November 6, 2012
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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