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hemelite
hey there I am going to see my hemelite friend this evening, I am from out of town, unfortunatley not a hemelite.
hemelite by the professors December 5, 2010
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homolite
1. A person who is heterosexual, but given the right same sex partner they would be willing to have a homosexual relationship. This is more common among females than males.
2. Used as a jest towards someone who is heterosexual, but has a deep admiration for someone else of the same sex
2. Used as a jest towards someone who is heterosexual, but has a deep admiration for someone else of the same sex
1. female 1: "Did you see Angela and Jennifer making out at the bar last night"? I thought Angela was straight.
female 2: "Yeah, I heard she's homolite for Jennifer".
2. Dude 1: "I just love Tom Brady. He really is the best quarterback ever"
Dude 2: "Dude, you sound totally homolite for him right now"
female 2: "Yeah, I heard she's homolite for Jennifer".
2. Dude 1: "I just love Tom Brady. He really is the best quarterback ever"
Dude 2: "Dude, you sound totally homolite for him right now"
homolite by Smitty 242 September 7, 2012
homelier than a bag full of assholes
That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
homelier than a bag full of assholes by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008
homeite
Bill: Man it's such a ripper day today, lets call up Fred and head down the beach.
Jes: What's the point? Fred won't come - he's such a homeite.
Jes: What's the point? Fred won't come - he's such a homeite.
homeite by Mountain/\Ash November 6, 2012
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