1. A person who is heterosexual, but given the right same sex partner they would be willing to have a homosexual relationship. This is more common among females than males.

2. Used as a jest towards someone who is heterosexual, but has a deep admiration for someone else of the same sex

1. female 1: "Did you see Angela and Jennifer making out at the bar last night"? I thought Angela was straight.

female 2: "Yeah, I heard she's homolite for Jennifer".

2. Dude 1: "I just love Tom Brady. He really is the best quarterback ever"

Dude 2: "Dude, you sound totally homolite for him right now"

homolite by Smitty 242 September 7, 2012

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homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"

That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

homelier than a bag full of assholes by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

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homerite

A believer in the teachings/words of Homer Simpson from the TV series.

Alternatively, a strict believer in the historicity of Homer, the Greek poet at the end of the Greek dark ages.

"Children, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

"You're such a homerite!"

homerite by Arubicon April 1, 2010

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homeite

A lay-about that stays at home all day. Just vegs around the house like a termite.

Bill: Man it's such a ripper day today, lets call up Fred and head down the beach.
Jes: What's the point? Fred won't come - he's such a homeite.

homeite by Mountain/\Ash November 6, 2012

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