1. A person who is heterosexual, but given the right same sex partner they would be willing to have a homosexualrelationship. This is more common among females than males.
2. Used as a jest towards someone who is heterosexual, but has a deep admiration for someone else of the same sex
1. female 1: "Did you see Angela and Jennifer making out at the bar last night"? I thought Angela was straight.
female 2: "Yeah, I heard she's homolite for Jennifer".
2. Dude 1: "I just love Tom Brady. He really is the best quarterback ever"
Dude 2: "Dude, you sound totally homolite for him right now"
That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"