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French Horning
French Horning by Vinay P. October 15, 2016
ground hoggin
When you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd start to peep out of your ass. Derived from the ground hog peeping out of the ground to see his shadow.
ground hoggin by Bogga Red April 11, 2007
Horsing Around
Horsing Around by sonictf May 17, 2015
Hornin'
Adj.; A term mostly used in prison, espescially in the Kentucky State Penitentiary, where an inmate practicing a different kind of homo sexuality has a deep desire for BOOTY (a man's butt) and gets hard in the penal area; Horny; really-fucking-gay; 2. An individual may develop the non-stop use of this term during birth or after his first occurrence with forced sex with men(s) in prison.
1. You gotta a bunch of mens locked up, in one place, all of 'em get hard, all of 'ems hornin', all of 'ems got sexual desires right? So what they goin' to do? You won't let them have a women! So they're goin' to have each... somebody is going to have to get us some BOOTY, it's just that simple.
2. Byron admitted "You have been acting very strange ever since you came out of prison Fleece! You keep trying to feel my butt and you say that you're hard, what the fuck does that mean?"
Fleece responded with content "That's because I'm hornin' Bryon, and I likes ya and I wants ya... now we can do this the easy way or the hard way... the choice is yours!"
2. Byron admitted "You have been acting very strange ever since you came out of prison Fleece! You keep trying to feel my butt and you say that you're hard, what the fuck does that mean?"
Fleece responded with content "That's because I'm hornin' Bryon, and I likes ya and I wants ya... now we can do this the easy way or the hard way... the choice is yours!"
Hornin' by Fleece "The RAW BOOTY Warrior" May 30, 2012
Horkin' the Bjork
1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork
1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."
Horkin' the Bjork by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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