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Horening

NOOO my computer is horened!
by blah November 30, 2004
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French Horning

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.
Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.
by Vinay P. October 15, 2016
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Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe
"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics
by Scarymonstersandstuff December 1, 2017
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Horning

Horning the act of committing adultery.

Having an extramarital affair or in a relationship and cheating.
Look how Janet horning James with Mark, but she don’t know James horning she with she sister.
by Sherie1007 May 7, 2019
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hopening

Hope+ opening as in when you open the refrigerator and hope there is something good at a quick glance.
I was hopening for some free food in my work fridge.
Or coming home drunk I was hopening for some fridge snacks
by LinZ-eee February 18, 2015
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Von-Hovening

Downing Sour Money Triple IPA’s ferda and tossing dye high while shredding some zynachinos, zynbabwes if you will.
Bro you are tossing those dye sky high and ripping some IPA’s ferda you are totally Von-hovening!
by NMJ21 May 9, 2023
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Horning

Demonstrating your intention and desire to perform a carnal act with one or more members of the sex to which you are most attracted.
Did you see Charlie talking to Linda and that hen do party she was with? he was really horning at them.
by Snikks July 22, 2011
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